Disclaimer

• The author of this story does not condone murder, theft, murder and theft, theft then murder, attempted murder, attempted murder with theft, attempted theft, murder with attempted theft, or attempted murder with attempted theft. They are all bad things to do.
• No animals, plants, or persons living or dead were harmed in the photography or writing of this story.
• Any similarity to any real event or events or any real person alive or dead is purely coincidence.
• This story and all pictures contained within are protected by copyright, and are protected worldwide by the Berne agreement, except for those loser countries like: North Korea, Iraq, Syria, and Afghanistan, whose governments don't care about their citizens life, liberty, or pursuit of happiness, nobody should take anything from this story without attributing the author.
• The author makes this story freely available over the Internet, reprinting or quoting for any commercial or profit making enterprise is strictly forbidden, without the express agreement of the author. The state of Maine and Stephan King are exempt for this clause.
• Please don't use any of the techniques in here to commit or plan any real crimes, your stupid if you do, I don't know if any of them would actually work!
• This author makes no claims about any tourists safety in the state of Maine, it is, a beautiful place (200k image) to go. I never had any problems, and have had lots of fun in Maine.
• The last sentence does not preclude the possibility that you won't have any problems, and that you will have fun.
• Despite the ridiculousness of this disclaimer, you've been warned.